If it wasn't for my drama teacher, I wouldn't be here right now.

Where I'm from, they'll beat your head until it gets back down to normal size.

I was always the class clown.

I was a drama major also so it's cool to cuss for meaning, but for no apparent reason, no.

I can't seem to escape comedy. Whenever I sit down and try to write something serious, it just doesn't work.

I feel that the work that I have done in the comedy arena, is priceless in terms of what I learned, timing, everything that these incredibly talented performers were generous enough in teaching me.

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.