I think that money is the root of all evil. I've seen it happen.

I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that.

I'm not afraid of O.J. now.

Sometimes people who get wealthy when they are very, very young, it's a curse to them. They don't realize it.

Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.

I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your humor around that, rather than starting with, 'This sounds funny,' and going from there.

I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.

I probably get a bit more backlash in Australia than I do in America, to be honest. I was never invited to the Melbourne Comedy Festival because I was too gross, things like that. Which never happened in any other country.