I cannot believe that in all the years that there have been female stand-ups, there has never been a show just for them.

I do have a lot of female friends who are stand-ups and also women who are actresses and also happen to have an act.

Obviously I've gone out of my way in my career to not look good, so it's always nice to, every once in a while, get the opposite going.

TV Guide' is smart to aim toward women. More women will go there to find out what's on - just like when guys won't ask for directions, a woman will break out the map.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

But whether a couple is a man and a woman has everything to do with the meaning of marriage.

I love 'The Guardian' series. Bianca St. Ives is one of my favorite heroines ever, and the combination of action, suspense, and romance makes her story pure fun to write.

Sadly, people think a guy and a girl can't be friends without something romantic going on.