I'd do a really good job playing Trisha Yearwood.

I think people think of Oregon as such a granola, hippie kind of a place.

I'd just like to be good at sports. I'm extremely competitive with absolutely nothing to back it up.

On 'The Mick' we want to make the funniest family show possible, but maybe pushing the boundaries of which family members you want to be watching - some kids will be too young for it.

At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in the business knows: Up for singers, down for comics. The people want to idealize a singer. They want to feel superior to a comic. You're trying to make them laugh. They can't laugh at someone they're looking up to.

What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social skills, but there are those who end up in comedy because they don't know how to socialize. I don't want to deal with that group.

There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.

I feel more comfortable in drama. Comedy is a high-wire act. I find it stressful. It's a precision science in a way.