For women's tears are but the sweat of eyes.

I wish it, I command it. Let my will take the place of a reason.

Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.

It is difficult not to write satire.

Oh, my goodness, when you're a mother and you just give birth to a child with spina bifida and - or Down's Syndrome or cerebral palsy, there's a bit of a shock you're going to have to go through, a bit of an adjustment curve.

As a child, I'd help my mum cook, and it was ridiculous - she had the correct gadget or utensil for everything. 'Stop! Don't use that, I have exactly the right utensil.' After I left home, I survived on cup-a-meals and never saw myself as being like her. Now I've become her.

I've been in football a long time and people have problems through debt, drugs, drink and family.

We fight a lot, you know, but that's family. We may be dysfunctional but we're still family.