Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably good understanding.

Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.

Observation is an old man's memory.

I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.

I love to do comedy, but music is really my heart.

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl.

The most contemporary film I can think of is your standard romantic comedy, but the minute you make them, they already look so aged.

I didn't know that I could do a talk show. I didn't know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didn't know that people wanted to see singing, and dancing and comedy in the morning.