Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.

A moral lesson is better expressed in short sayings than in long discourse.

I was best dressed in high school. I always spent my money on clothes.

We're trying to improve the consumer financial marketplace one American at a time.

Whether it's buying products or researching what you're buying, or just becoming aware of what you're buying, you're saying so much with the money that you're spending.

I have two concerns with my work: having good things to act, and getting paid. In that order. Although if you're not getting paid well, that order can change. But that's what I'm concerned about. Good scenes. Decent money.