There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say the same line every night for 40 weeks and make it sound fresh unless he's doing an acting job.

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

I'm in Hollywood - I have no business not being in the movie industry.

I've always had a quiet career.

I had a lot of pressure in my career: when you play at World Cup or Champions League final, there is pressure on your shoulders.

Not that I'm in the stage of my career where they're offering me parts in 'The Revenant,' but I try very hard to go through the audition process because I feel like I learn quite a lot about the character and the people I'm going to work with.