I stop short of being a workaholic.

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

As a writer, you look for inspiration wherever you can get it.

I know I can't plan in this business, but I'm going to keep going as long as I keep getting close... So far, I feel lucky and infinitely grateful for the successes that I've had. I'm just going to keep working hard, and whatever happens, happens.

In life, you have to go through something to get to something. From that, the inspiration comes having something of substance to talk about; otherwise you're just considered to be fluff.

We have to harness the Olympic experience and this inspiration young people have to get into sport.