I'm a believer in the parent first, friend second philosophy, and trying to find that balance.

You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting it's going to last forever, and you have a lot of ways you dream about the future. You have all these expectations, and then you have to adjust those expectations, and it can be a very unnerving, confusing time.

I had this crazy job, though, when I first got to Los Angeles... I answered this ad in the back of the newspaper to be a telephone psychic, and I did that for two days.

When I'm writing my blog, I think of myself at 13 years old, back in St. Louis, daydreaming about Hollywood.

I always have considered Michael Keaton to be a phenomenal actor because he navigates drama and comedy.

I sometimes joke that I can take personal responsibility for saving one million human relationships.

With comedy, if you write something for me, I'm better at it. I'm not sure I'm so good at improvisational stuff.

I just showed up at the Comedy Store. You keep showing up, and you keep showing up, and eventually, somebody notices.