I woke up one morning to an email from my friend Alex that said she'd had her bag stolen. Ordinarily, I'm quite quick on the uptake, but - maybe because of the way it was worded - I immediately replied, 'What??????' As soon as I hit send, I realised I was being scammed. But then they replied, and I thought, 'Well, why not?'

That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.

Crazy stuff happens when you start replying to scam emails. It's really difficult, and I highly recommend we do it.

I'd really like to be able to whistle with two fingers. Is this a biological thing? Is it to do with the teeth? Who teaches people to do this? How do I learn?

Maximising my wealth was never my chief thing.

It costs a great deal of money to do a musical, and the more money involved, the more big business influences the artform.

New York can get on top of you if you don't have much money, but if you have money, it's kind of a playground.

Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, as long as money will last to buy it.