I'm conflicted because I like being in deserts. I find them sort of cleansing, but there's another part of me that hates dust. And I particularly hate dust in cars, so it's a huge conflict going on there.

I always said it was a privilege to end up on the television. It wasn't my ambition; I fell into editing magazines and writing about cars, and then I ended up on the telly.

Justice should not admit a public's thirst for pure revenge.

I hope we're not barred from Argentina - I'd quite like to go back for another ham and cheese sandwich.