I almost became a music major, but somehow I was so enthralled with the camera and becoming a director that I stuck with film school and theatrics.

I started out with this dream of being a director and doing cinematography and bought my first film camera at 15.

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women.

Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.

I wish I could prevent my kids from making all the mistakes I've made. But I can't do that. No parent can.

I got hooked into folk music by accident, because that's what white college kids liked when I was a child.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.