Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

Food is a passion. Food is love.

I love the fact that it starts from there, and you don't know where it's gonna go. Wait long enough - love will find you. Everything's a surprise. When you think you've got it all figured out... as Emerson said, the dice of God are always loaded.

I'm attracted to pathos, because life is mostly pathos. I've had a lot of it in my life.

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.

Trump's hobbled vocabulary is now the incontestable stuff of comedy: not just how few his words but how narrow their range, from boastful to irked and back again. For satirists and impressionists, a president who addresses the American people in abbreviated tweetspeak is a gift.

The whole idea of a spokesman is a joke and a fraud if you drop someone like a hot potato if there's controversy.

The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy.