I never know what I'm going to talk about until I get on stage. I never give the same lecture twice, which is why I'll have people follow me from place to place like Deadheads.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

I don't remember anyone who could stand being in my company for more than five hours without running into the street.

I write a kind of surreal fantasy, but they can't put 'surreal fantasy' on a paperback.

I made this Swedish movie called 'Snabba Cash,' or 'Easy Money,' and it was shown at the Berlin Film Festival. A lot of American studios, agents, and people like that saw it there and liked it.

Non-resident Indians love me and cough up huge sums of money to watch me fight in the ring.

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