I was just a kid, but I was a rotten kid.

The 'M*A*S*H' cast loves each other with unconditional love; our domestic animals love us with unconditional love.

The richest people are those who have life arranged so they have food for the family and the rent or mortgage paid. After that, at least in my case, it can become a pretty boring existence if wealth is the only objective.

The best compliment we ever got about the show was from a Korean veteran who was unable to talk about his war experience with his wife until 'M*A*S*H.' While watching the show, he was able to lean over to his wife and say, 'See, honey, that's the way it was.'

Joy and happiness don't strengthen relationships - difficulty does.

One of the reasons I get so much joy out of my own children's childhoods is that I'm having my first childhood myself.

Acceptance is different than apathy. It is important to strive to be your best self, your healthiest, most productive, joyful self. But that is going to be a different answer to everyone.

Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour.