Do we really want Washington administrators coming between us and our doctors?

I am absolutely stunned how the Democrats were able to somehow say that the Republicans had a war on women... What was the war on women?

Whether it is a super PAC or not, I have been blessed with wealth, and I think I have responsibility to use it properly.

Wealth is the ultimate panacea to poverty.

You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there.

It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'

Newton' is a black comedy, a social satire. Amit Masurkar is directing the movie, and Drishyam films is producing. Rajkummar Rao is in the movie. I am playing a very important character. It is a very interesting project.

The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of 'The Daily Show,' which back then was not called 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.'