I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

Whenever I made money I invested in myself... I bought whatever I needed to make my career better. I never really spent money on other stuff, like buying expensive cars.

When the money gets bigger and the stakes get higher, the sea gets wider, and the sharks in the water grow sharper teeth.

At nineteen I was pretty sure I was going to be a professional soccer player. At that time I played for one of the Norwegian premier leagues. But I tore ligaments in both knees, so I started studying business administration and economics and became a financial analyst, and I worked at a brokerage firm as a stockbroker.

I didn't make good money on 'Nightmare' until part three. I eventually got some nice merchandising checks.