What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

One year you go in for auditions, and everybody thinks you're the queen of comedy, and the next year, you're so 'yesterday,' and it's not because you've done anything, or your ability has changed; you haven't been in work because you've been putting on weight and then trying to lose it.

It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny.

I think I'm interested in these kinds of character dramas, psychological dramas, domestic dramas, whatever you want to call them - comedy dramas.

We joke that St. Louis people love their own.