If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
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"If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half." — Demetri Martin
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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. — Demetri Martin
About Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin was a Comedian from United States (1973–present).
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This quote is attributed to Demetri Martin, a Comedian from United States.
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Demetri Martin lived from 1973 – present.