The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.

I think, as a player, we have to work and fight for our dream, and this makes us grow up. We get old quickly - we leave our families to run for our dreams.

I go to somewhere I haven't been and just watch people and colors. That's my inspiration.

I think good artists know when they're on a roll, and they recognize when lightning is striking. It's a very fortunate thing to have that inspiration and not to overanalyze it or mess with it; you just follow it if you love what you do.

That's a part that's always a challenge for athletes: trying to keep the passion alive while knowing it's still your job. There's no question that at some point, probably sooner rather than later, I'll be pretty burned out. And when that time comes, then I'll take a step back and take a look at it and see if I want to keep going.