The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.

Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.

The spy genre is something which, as a fan of movies, a movie geek myself, I just love that cinematic joy that they bring.

One of the neatest things I saw with the team at Ohio State - and we preach about it all the time as coaches - is that the team genuinely played for the happiness, success and rings on the finger for the guy next to them.

When I was younger, I looked at getting older as this process of getting less interested in things and becoming colder, and of finding less joy in the mystery of things. And I've found the exact opposite to be true. I find that I'm getting warmer, and that I'm more mystified by human interactions.