The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

There's one great script that hit my desk that I didn't change at all, and that was True Romance.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.