The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

I always found the dramatic side of things easier than the comedy, because there's so many ways to do comedy, and it's also subjective. Someone might not laugh at what you do, whereas if you're going to do a dramatic scene, there's usually only one way you can do it.

All people are sad clowns. That's the key to comedy - and it's a buffer against reality.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.