George Burns

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. ”

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ”

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ”

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. ”

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. ”

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. ”

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. ”

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. ”

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. ”

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ”