Fred Willard

I think if you have a funny thought, and you want to get off a funny point, try to do it as realistically as you can. If you try to act it funny and accent the funny points, or do it in a funny style, you kind of lose it. ”

That's always a funny thing, when people think they're known for every little thing they ever did, and they're really not. ”

My first improv was Second City in Chicago. Before that, I worked at - with a partner, doing comedy sketches. ”

Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful. ”

If you're not doing something right, you can feel it on stage, and if it isn't going well, the audience will tell you. A teacher can teach you sense memory and this and that, but until you get in front of an audience, you don't really feel it. ”

It's such a pleasure to work in these movies, it's almost like it's not really happening. ”

I was an only child. ”

I never got any advice in acting. ”

I like to play the guy that has no self-awareness. ”

When we need a policeman, God bless 'em, they're there. But, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, everything seems suspicious. ”