Fred Willard

I love to draw, although I wish I was better at it. ”

I love sketch; it's my favorite form. But if it's all improv, they're either very good, and it's annoying how good they are, and it makes you feel bad, or they're not too good; then you're sweating for them. ”

When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage men or doctors, everyone has the thing that they love. ”

The 'Tim And Eric' experience was very strange. ”

I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring. ”

I saw the 'Wizard of Oz' recently and realized that, all my life, I thought they were real monkeys with wings. That's how scary that movie was for me. ”

Kids can relate to having some scary person living near their house. They can relate to, 'Hey, don't go near that house.' We all can. ”

I have great respect for the authorities. ”

I have a guy who does my hair. He's a car nut. And he was taking motorcycle lessons. And, what was my point? ”

Field of Dreams.' Definitely one of the best baseball films of all time. When Kevin Costner spoke to his dad, and his dad answered, I, um, I mean a lot of guys I know couldn't help crying. ”