E. W. Howe

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. ”

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. ”

A thief believes everybody steals. ”

Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time. ”

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time. ”

When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine that he is polite all the time. ”

The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it. ”

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. ”