E. W. Howe

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home. ”

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. ”

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough. ”

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. ”

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him. ”

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. ”

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. ”

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. ”

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. ”

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. ”