Denis Leary

I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it. ”

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. ”

I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television. ”

I love America. ”

If you want a long-term relationship that doesn't require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no matter what. But when it comes to humans, there's no secret; you really have to appreciate the person every single day. ”

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries. ”

Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate. ”

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. ”

Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it. ”

In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life. ”