Denis Leary

I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention. ”

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy. ”

When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me. ”

Temptation's something you have to deal with even if you're not famous. It's harder when you're famous because it's a lot more in your face, and that makes it a little more difficult to walk away from sometimes. ”

I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory. ”

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. ”

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much. ”

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. ”

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time. ”

No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever. ”