Demetri Martin

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. ”

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me. ”

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress. ”

Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade. ”