David Spade

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. ”

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. ”

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. ”

There's always something funny about men chasing women. ”

It's funny because it's funny. ”

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. ”

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. ”