David Spade

It's hard to have a career. ”

My career is just kind of crazy. ”

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. ”

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows. ”

I have no detectable hair style. ”

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. ”

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. ”

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. ”

To be famous and broke is hard. ”

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. ”