Chris Gethard

Having money didn't make me less of a socially incapable loser; it just made me a socially incapable loser who wasn't in debt. ”

Bits are fake conversations comedians have because they are uncomfortable being vulnerable with other human beings in any way. ”

I've always been really open onstage. ”

I can legitimately say without being arrogant that there's probably a stretch where I was one of the better teachers of improv in the country. ”

Both creatively and organizationally, being medicated has helped me immensely. ”

The whole romanticized 'sad clown' thing, we gotta get rid of that. That has to go! That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be. ”

One thing I've realized is that being a nerd has transformed. I like that it's easier to read comic books and, like, 'Lord of the Rings' now. You don't have to get punched in the chest in the gym locker room for that anymore. ”

I think the key to improv is always listening. It's embracing. It's positivity. It's hearing things and not shutting them down. ”

I've said some things on stage where the crowd was like, 'Whoa, that's bad' - and I never say it again because that's the feedback I get. ”

Thank you to anyone who's ever watched or supported 'TCGS.' Even if you checked it out once, hated it, and never checked it out again - thank you for giving us a chance. ”