Charlie Sheen

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. ”

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it. ”

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them. ”

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. ”

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box. ”

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. ”

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. ”

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money. ”

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. ”

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible. ”