Brian Celio

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both. ”

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source. ”

True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't. ”

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel. ”

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure. ”

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris. ”