Bobcat Goldthwait

I started doing stand-up when I was 15 and doing Letterman when I was 20. So I've been doing stand-up comedy and clubs for over 30 years. That's a long time. ”

Even when I was a kid - I was really young - I was drawn to comedy. ”

People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' ”

I'm always amazed that people are interested in comedy. ”

I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny. ”

I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines. ”

I started out making fun of comedy. Then I became the thing I was making fun of. ”

I'm not into comedies that are joke-driven. ”

I started doing comedy when I was a teenager with Tom Kenny, who is the voice of SpongeBob. I don't want to name drop, but, I've known him since I was 6. ”

Although it sounds very trite, I wish people were nice. ”