Bobcat Goldthwait

I would love to make a horror picture! ”

Sometimes the wheels just fall off a relationship. ”

I actually believe that the basis of a good relationship isn't liking the same things, it's hating the same things. ”

I'm always dealing with this sadness. I don't want to be Morrissey or anything, but it is a thing I deal with it. Every day, when I wake up, I have to make a decision to fight this depression. That sounds horrible but I'm fine with it; it's who I am; it's my life. I try not to let it cripple me. ”

If I was a young man, I might have bypassed the whole comedian-actor thing and just been a filmmaker. Then I'd probably have spent my whole life going, 'I wonder if I could have been a comedian.' ”

I think, like, in real life, I'm actually quiet, and I mumble a lot. But that's not very lucrative. ”

All I do is I have this insulated life with my wife and my daughter and a couple of friends who I try to see, but it doesn't even happen. ”

The movies I make, I never see them as accurately portraying a life, but more like fables. ”

I'm fully aware of people's perception of me, so when I start taking myself too seriously, I have to remember that, to them, I'm just the guy from 'Police Academy.' ”

In the past, the movies I've made are perceived as dark, but a lot of comedies are way darker. ”