Bill Engvall

A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there. ”

I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer. ”

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time. ”

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color. ”