Bill Engvall

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. ”

What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area. ”

I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair. ”

People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in. ”

You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades. ”

My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house. ”

My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time. ”

I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it. ”

I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy. ”

I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains. ”