Andy Dick

I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it. ”

I believed in God my whole life. ”

I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently. ”

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces. ”

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else. ”

I have a very dark sense of humor. ”

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side. ”

I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay. ”

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism. ”

I had no blood relatives till I made some. ”