Andy Dick

I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional. ”

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids. ”

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped. ”

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am. ”

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual! ”

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed. ”

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything. ”

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it. ”

I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'? ”

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. ”