Ali Wong

I don't want to be that famous.

I think most feminists are very smart.

When you're pregnant, you're all gassy, and you're hungry, but then you're nauseous.

I really loved being pregnant, especially because people treat you so nice.

You can't just be crass without being witty. Angry crass is horrible.

There's something I want to say, and I haven't been able to articulate it yet, about how it's so rude when people don't admit that they have a nanny.

I tried being a stay-at-home mom for eight weeks. I like the stay-at-home part. Not too crazy about the mom aspect.

You know what male comics can't do? They can't get pregnant. They can't perform pregnant. So my attitude is, just use all those differences.

I love being a mom and having two kids. But I've had two C-sections, and I have suffered enough. That's my favourite mantra when it comes to motherhood.

I would love to dress like Beyonce: some custom-print, neoprene onesie with no pants.

I want to write my daughter something about how much I love her and what I would want to say to her before I die.

The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.'