Mark Twain

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.