Mark Twain

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.