Mae West

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.