Mae West

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.