Joan Rivers

The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.

I will work as hard as I do because I love it.

All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.

I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.

I love Katy Perry! She's very charming.

I just love acting.