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Hasan Minhaj

Actor United States 1985–present

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Aditi is a comedy superstar over in India. She's only one of three female English-speaking comedians in India.
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I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it's either all fart jokes - and it's just laughter for the sake of laughter - or it's one of those things where it's just kind of very preachy, very heavy-handed.
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I grew up in a pretty strict household in the sense that we just didn't have cable, so I wasn't familiar with what stand-up comedy was. I remember telling my friends that I thought stand-up comedy was like the thing that happened before the episode of 'Seinfeld.'
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What I love about comedy is that we're this group of weirdos, and the only language that matters is, 'Are you funny?' And it really is this oddly cool American idea where comedy's the marketplace of ideas. May the best idea win.
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My favorite comedians are just presenting an argument, and they're doing it in a funny way.
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In high school, I didn't know what comedy was, but I was involved in speech and debate and public speaking.
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Comedy is very disarming. It's a way to talk about things and still be light-hearted. And when it's done really well, you never see the strings, whereas when you watch an infomercial or a politician speaking, a lot of times you can see the strings, you can see what agenda they're trying to push.
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Stand-Up Planet' was Anthony Bourdain-meets-stand-up comedy.
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Funny and sad are two sides of the same coin. I think that most comedians are able to tap into deep subject matter.
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There's all sorts of terrible things that happen around the world. And comedy's one of those few things where you can discuss those things.
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I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your humor around that, rather than starting with, 'This sounds funny,' and going from there.
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Donald Trump is not a 71-year-old white man. He is an Indian uncle. He wears suits that don't fit; he can't speak English properly. He works with his idiotic sons; he hates women but loves his daughter. He makes up words when he gets angry. He is an Indian uncle.
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